ARCH’s 2018-19 Local Season Launches Saturday!

They’re chomping at the bit to start a new campaign!

Arch Rival Roller Derby begins their 13th season of eight-wheeled action this Saturday night at Midwest Sports Hockey at Ballwin, Missouri’s Queeny Park (570 Weidman Rd.)

In the twin-bill of women’s action that launches at 6:30 p.m., defending ARCH League Champions, the Stunt Devils, face longtime rivals the Smashinistas while the M-80s face the returning Rebel Skate Alliance in the nightcap.

Tickets at the door are $15 while children 10 and under get in free. Online discounts for individuals, groups and students are available by clicking on this sentence..

For the first time in four years, ARCH returns to a four-team format and each event features a pair of women’s games.

With the return of Rebel Skate Alliance to fold, the League imploded the three other teams and a re-draft occurred so that all teams had comparable complexions.

Saturday’s opener has a re-match of last year’s trophy finale. For the defending champion Stunt Devils, jamming will be paced by Kill-ya Knightly, Scarrie Fisher, Slamgelina Jolie, Reptar and Rhonda Lousey.

Blocking is paced this season by co-captains Reese Wither(n’Die) Spoon and Zooma Thurma as well as Black Dynamite, Nunchucks Norris, Randsome Note, Sir Ian McKillin’, Fast ‘n’ Lucy Liu, Zoe Hell, Glenn Close But No Cigar, Ginger Assassin and Toni Smaxton.

The Smashies counter with jammers Frowntown, Smash Money, Smashing Violet and Skeevie Nicks.

Blocking is paced by co-captains Cloak N’ Drag-Her and Smashbird alongside The Monster Smash, WyldeSyde, Nigel Smashberry, chill beans, Olive Smashin, Smashsquatch  , Smash Me Ousside, Soup Beans, Gnarley Carbsmashian and Regrets.

The evening’s second battle features legacy team, the M-80s, who look for a return to the title complexion.

Jamming is controlled by L’ Oakey Doki, Lucy Fir, Camp Kwitcherbitchin and Slipknot.

Blocking is set by co-captains Merit Badger and Trampfire and assisted by Pecan Misandry, Slam Shakusky, Crumbledore, Owl Wing It, Bernice, Curl Scouts, Special Brownies, Wood Bang, Scouts Horro and S’more Cowbell.

Returning after a four year-absence, Rebel Skate Alliance, the League’s 2011 trophy winner, is set for an initial splash. Jammer is paced by Darth Tator, Boba Flash and Admiral Aggbar.

Intergalactic blocking is propelled by co-captain Titanium Falcom, Endorable!, Storm Bruiser, Han Rolo, Obi-Wan Kenosebleed, Jabba The Butt, Spock N’ Roll, Zombie Plagueis, Wookie Monster, Lethal Dose, C3P Oh-No! and SITH HAPPENS.

ARCH plays a six-event regular season and the two-top finishers clash for trophy next April.

We’ll see you Saturday night!

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Muckety Muck

Muckety Muck has been a co-announcer for Arch Rival Roller Derby since 2008. Writes Arch Rival previews and recaps for Arch City Sports, a St. Louis-based sports website.

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