ARCH 2017 Awards Night Recap!

(ST. LOUIS, MO) This past Saturday, Arch Rival Roller Derby held their 2017 ARCH League Awards at the Heavy Anchor.

As voted upon by League members, the event recognized winners in 46 separate categories that involved local teams, travel squads and support personnel.

ARCH veteran Kayla Woodward was recognized as “ARCH League MVP” and also claimed top honors as the “ARCH All-Stars Overall MVP” and “ARCH All-Stars MVP Blocker.”

In the “ARCH Fan Favorite Award” that was determined by voters online, Stunt Devils co-captain Cruella Belle-Ville  was selected as the winner.

Stunts blocker Bruise Almighty was recognized by the League as the “ARCH Rookie of the Year” as well as the “Most Improved Player” for 2017.

For Intraleague (local) overall Team MVP awards, Salty claimed top honors for the Smashinistas, Let’s Get Beard carved the top spot for the M-80s and Shear-Ra Powers snared the prize for the Stunt Devils.

Team MVPs for the other Interleague (travel) squads were She’Kill O’Neal for the Saint Lunachix B-team and Trigger Happy Jackie for the Fleur De Linquents C-team.

Here is the list of the winners at this season’s ARCH Awards Night.

LEAGUE AWARDS

ARCH League MVP – Kayla Woodward

ARCH Rookie of the Year – Bruise Almighty

ARCH Fan Favorite  –  Cruella Belle-ville

Most Improved Player – Bruise Almighty

Under The Radar (Most Underrated Player) – Fletch-A-Sketch

Skates Gonn’a Shake (Most Intimidating) – Shimmy Hoffa

Kill ‘Em with Kindness (Sweetest Rollergirl) – Goldie Blocks

The Cardiac Award (Heart of the Team) – Bricktator

Welcome to the Thunderdome (aka Triple Threat Award) – Kayla Woodward

The Mean Mugger (Best Bout Face) – Cloak N’ Drag-Her

Batman and Robin Award (Best Duo) –  Kayla Woodward and Jamheiser Bush

An Apple for the Teacher (Best Mentor) – Sue Bob Fight

Behind The Scenes (Most Dedicated To Committee Work) – QuickSandz

She’s Gunning for You (Best Arms) – Annie Swanson

Overall Awesomeness Award – Aceta Menacin (aka Hardcore Parkour)

But, Moooooommm (Best Rollermama) – Cruella Belle-Ville

Fearless Leader (Best Leadership On/Off-Track) – Bricktator

Roll Model (Rollergirl You Can Always Depend On) – QuickSandz

Life of the Party – Aggie Wartooth

Jammer’s Worst Nightmare – Shear-Ra Powers

Lieutenant Dan Award (Best Practice Leader) – Harmony Killerbruise

The Smackdown (Best one-on-one ShutDown) – Jamheiser Bush

The Energizer (Best Endurance) – Annie Swanson

Twinkletoes Award (Best Footwork) – Psychokid D’Freakout

Stop, Block N’ Roll (Best Stops) – Party Foul (aka Fir, Serious?!)

Jammer’s Best Friend – Shimmy Hoffa

Best Support Staff (Non-Skating Official) – Count Stephanos

Most Dedicated Volunteer – Muckety Muck

FoJammi Award (Best Referee Award)PH Diva

ARCH TRAVEL TEAMS

ARCH All-Stars Overall MVP – Kayla Woodward

ARCH All-Stars MVP Jammer – Annie Swanson

ARCH All-Stars MVP Blocker – Kayla Woodward

Saint Lunachix Overall MVP – SheKill O’Neal

Saint Lunachix MVP Jammer – Psychokid D’ Freakout

Saint Lunachix MVP Blocker – Fletch-A-Sketch

Fleur De Linquents Overall MVP – Trigger Happy Jackie

Fleur De Linquents MVP Jammer – Violet Opposition

Fleur De Linquents MVP Blocker – Rock Slobster

ARCH LOCAL TEAMS

SMASHINISTAS

Team MVP – Salty

MVP Jammer – Bolt Action

MVP Blocker – Cloak N’ Drag-Her

M-80s

Team MVP – Let’s Get Beard

MVP Jammer – Shoulder, Colorado

MVP Blocker – Fir Serious?!

STUNT DEVILS

Team MVP – Shear-Ra Powers

MVP Jammer – Bricktator

MVP Blocker – Shear-Ra Powers

Congratulations to all our winners!

Arch Rival launches their three-team, local campaign, presented in conjunction with their “brothers,” GateKeepers Roller Derby, on Saturday, December 16 at Ballwin, Missouri’s Midwest Sport Hockey.

Season passes for the seven-event series are $70 and come with a complimentary t-shirt. For more info, go to THIS LINK.

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Muckety Muck

Muckety Muck has been a co-announcer for Arch Rival Roller Derby since 2008. Writes Arch Rival previews and recaps for Arch City Sports, a St. Louis-based sports website.

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