ARCH 2016 Awards Night Winners

(ST. LOUIS, MO) The annual Arch Rival Roller Derby Awards were held Friday, October 21 at the Heavy Anchor, where accomplishments were recognized in 47 different categories.

Here is a list of the 2016 winners:

ARCH LOCAL TEAM AWARDS

STUNT DEVILS

TEAM MVP: Shear-Ra Powers

MVP JAMMER: Bricktator

MVP BLOCKER: Aceta Menacin’

SMASHINISTAS

TEAM MVP: Cloack N’ Drag-Her & Chewblocka (TIE)

MVP JAMMER: Harmony Killerbruise

MVP BLOCKER: Shimmy Hoffa

M-80s

TEAM MVP: Tupac Shank-Her

MVP JAMMER: Ida the Living Dead

MVP BLOCKER: Jamheiser Bush

 

ARCH TRAVEL TEAM AWARDS

ARCH RIVAL ALL-STARS

TEAM MVP: Tupac Shank-Her

MVP JAMMER: Bricktator

MVP BLOCKER: Shear-Ra Powers

SAINT LUNACHIX

TEAM MVP: Bolt Action

MVP JAMMER: Blink

MVP BLOCKER: Girl Fawkes

FLEUR DE LINQUENTS

TEAM MVP: Aggie Wartooth

MVP JAMMER: Snotface

MVP BLOCKER: Cruella Belle-ville

 

ARCH LEAGUE AWARDS

ARCH LEAGUE MVP (Best Overall Player): Tupac Shank-Her

ROOKIE OF THE YEAR: Bad Mutha T

M.I.P. (Most Improved Player): Aggie Wartooth

UNDER THE RADAR (Most Underrated Player): Fletch-A-Sketch

SKATES GON’A SHAKE (Most Intimidating): Tupac Shank-Her

KILL ‘EM WITH KINDNESS (Sweetest Skater): Blink

THE CARDIAC AWARD (Heart of the Team): Bricktator

WELCOME TO THE THUNDERDOME (Triple Threat Award): Tupac Shank-Her

THE MEAN MUGGER (Best Game Face): Cloak N’ Drag-Her

BEST GAMS (Best Legs): Shear-Ra Powers

DEADLIEST BOOTY (Best Butt): Chewblocka

LOCKS OF STEEL (Best Helmet Hair): Cloak N’ Drag-Her

SHE’S GUNNING FOR YOU (Best Arms): Ida The Living Dead

GIRLS GONE WILD (Best Rack): Bloody Gaga

MILF (Best Roller Momma): Cruella Belle-ville

FEARLESS LEADER (Leadership On/Off Track): Bricktator

ROLL MODEL (Skater You Can Always Depend On): Aceta Menacin’

LIFE OF THE PARTY: Girl Fawkes

MOST LIKELY TO LIVE UP TO DERBY NAME: Bolt Action

LIEUTENANT DAN! AWARD (Best Practice Leader): Harmony Killerbruise

THE SMACK DOWN (Best One-On-One Shutdown): Jamheiser Bush

THE ENERGIZER (Best Endurance): Ida the Living Dead

TWINKLETOES AWARD (Best Footwork): Bricktator

STOP, BLOCK AND ROLL (Best Stops): Party Foul

BEST POM SHAKER: US Marshall

BEST SUPPORT STAFF (NSO): Count Stephanos

MOST DEDICATED VOLUNTEER: Winston Churchkill

FO JAMMI AWARD (Best Referee): Code Adam

ARCH FAN FAVORITE (As Voted By The Public Online): Cruella Belle-ville

 

Congratulations to all our winners and to the league for another successful season!

ARCH’s 2016-17 local season launches on Saturday, December 10 at Midwest Sport Hockey.

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Muckety Muck

Muckety Muck has been a co-announcer for Arch Rival Roller Derby since 2008. Writes Arch Rival previews and recaps for Arch City Sports, a St. Louis-based sports website.

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